For Sale, Orgasms in a Can

I have been thinking about a product that could make me millions. I am going to manufacture orgasms in a can. Yes. I have not decided on the name but surely something catchy will come to me….Orgasmo….Organic Orgasms…Orgasishms…my creative juices are on a low simmer.

Who would be my target audience?

I have decided that anyone believing that is possible to can an orgasm and would like one, or two... or ten; persons who are always looking for the next new thing, suffering from severe FOMO; and the merely curious, are fair game.

How can an idea as preposterous as this work?
What happens when you pop the lid and you get as much fizz as a three-day-old ginger ale? You would feel cheated and demand your money back, right?

There are some ideas that need to stay just that, an idea. It is not everything that can be packaged and sold even if there might be a market for it.

So when I read about classes for astral travel for persons unable to travel at this time because of the restrictions resulting from the pandemic, I say, there goes an orgasm in a can